SOUTH PARK CHARACTER PROFILES
There are four main characters of South Park, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny, the 8 year old kids. I have shown these four first but also some of the other characters that appear in the show:-
MAIN CHARACTERS
ERIC "FAT ASS" CARTMAN
Eric Cartman is the fat ass of South Park. He is in denial of his weight (90 lbs) and just says that he is "not fat, just big boned". His loves eating Cheezy Poofs and chocolate chicken pot pies. Cartman has an extremely short temper and often says "screw you guys, i'm going home" . He also likes to make fun of many people like hippies and poor people. He is definitely my favourite character!!
KENNY McCORMIC
Kenny comes from the poorest family in South Park. He dies in all episodes except for the Xmas one. You can't usually understand what he is saying because of his hood although the others seem to understand him. He never takes off that hooded coat. (maybe he will one day!!).
KYLE BROSLOVSKI
Kyle is a Jewish boy and has a little brother called Ike.
STAN MARSH
Stan Marsh is the leader of the bunch and is the owner of a gay dog called Sparky. Stan has a crush on Wendy Testaberger and he throws up whenever she speaks to him (uuuurgh). Stan often gets beaten up by Shelly, his big sister.
OTHER CHARACTERS
CHEF
Chef serves lunch to the kids at school and he is a ladies man and sings songs about love in most episodes.
IKE
Ike is Kyle's little baby brother that looks rather like a football and Kyle often kicks him around.
MRS CRABTREE
One of the most attractive characters (NOT). She drives the school bus and is always running late. The boys despise her and Stan calls her names like "Fat Bitch" or "Ugly Skank" then makes up an excuse so he doesn't get in trouble. She always ends up yelling at the kids to SIT DOWN! I love that bird in her hair!!!
OFFICER BARBRADY
Officer Barbrady is the only Policeman in South Park and is usually pretty dumb. He usually just says "Everyone look away, there's nothing to see". I love the episode where Cartman helped him out!! (respect my authorita!!)
FLUFFY
Fluffy is Cartman's pot bellied pet pig who once tried to mate with Kyle's elephant.
UNCLE JIMBO
Stan's Uncle Jimbo who likes to hunt and loves guns. He is best friends with Ned.
NED
Ned once lost his arm from a grenade and he lost his voice box due to throat cancer. He goes hunting with his best friend, Jimbo.
MRS CARTMAN
Cartman's Mum who is a hermaphrodite and is actually Cartman's father. She is known throughout the town as a bit of a slut and once appeared on the cover of 'Crack Whore Magazine'. She once said, "if you are a lesbian, you have to lick carpet". She will do anything she can to please her little boy and she is partly the reason he is fat.
WENDY TESTABERGER
Wendy is Stan's lady and hates anyone who tries to steal him. She turns very nasty.
SCUZZLEBUTT
The mysterious creature that lives up in the towns' volcano. His left hand is a stick of celery and he has Patrick Duffy for a leg.
MR GARRISON AND MR HAT
Mr Garrison is in denial about his sexuality and is probably the worst teacher in the world. He is always seen with his puppet, Mr Hat.
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
Terrance and Phillip are from the TV Show 'Terrance and Phillip', the boys love this show but Kyle's Mum once tried to get it off the air. Terrance and Phillip make naughty noises all the time, it's rather rude!!:-)
STARVIN' MARVIN
Starvin' Marvin is the Ethiopian child who was mistakenly sent to Cartmans house. Cartman was then posted back to Ethiopia in his place.
COWS
The cows of South Park, the local mascots. They were once being attached by the alien visitors who eventually befriended them.
TWEEK
Tweek, a friend of the boys from school. He is a coffee addict and has his pants stolen by the Underpant Gnomes!! He is not in South Park very often but he is pretty cool.
MR HANKY
Mr Hanky is the Xmas Poo of South Park!! uuuurgh. He sings and leaves his marks around wherever he goes. Kyle first discovered him and no-one believed him. A rather strange character!
Back to the Main Page