Episode 113:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (Part 1 of 2)
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In this cliff-hanger episode, Cartman is depressed. There is a Father and Son picnic coming up, which starts him wondering about who his father is. His mother can't give him a straight answer, so he sets out on a quest to find out. It turns out that his mother is something of a slut, and almost everyone in town has at some point done the mattress mambo with her. Meanwhile the other boys, who have a rather personal home video, are contemplating sending it to "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the hope of winning the grand prize of $10000. Cartman, following many different leads, talks to a selection of adults who got together with his mother, and eventually Mephesto tells him that a DNA test that will tell him the answer will be possible for $3000. When Cartman eventually finds a source for this money, and Mephesto has narrowed down the possible fathers to a decreased number, they gather in his laboratory
Who will it be? You'll have to wait to find out! |
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Chef Sings.....
"When a man loves a woman"
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How does Kenny die?
He is splattered by a train.
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Extract
Cartman I want to know where I came from.
Ms. Cartman Oh, hmm, well, you see Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.
Cartman Uh huh.
Ms. Cartman And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
[Silence]
Cartman and Kitty stare blankly.
CartmanSo who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha?
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